I just saw the saddest sight today. Let me paint a picture for you.

A small group of tourists, young and too much makeup, were laughing and talking about how they were actually in NYC. Yet these girls, I would not venture to call them ladies, were strolling out of a McDonald's eatery, I dare not call it a restaurant, with plenty of golden-arched paper bags in tow. Mc-fucking-Donald's. They are in the culinary crossroads of the country, and arguably the world, and they decided to eat at the one place where it is exactly the same terrible food as anywhere else on the face of Planet Earth.

So sad.